Friday, 25 June 2010

COMING SOON...to a screen near YOU!

The new and improved....wait for it.....wait for it.....WARGAMING SAND TABLE!!!

Featuring-------------24 feet of imperial sized joy.

Also featuring--------Weathershield Dulux 'Realistic' sea coloured base.

And starring the all new 'STREAMLINE' design in modern and sophisticated 'SURROUND TABLE'.

'SIGH' ...AT THE POSSIBILITIES.

'GASP' ....AT THE ENORMITY OF IT ALL.

'WONDER'...WHY IT TOOK SO LONG.

'YAWN'.....WHY YOU SHOULD BE BOTHERED.

...and, of course, starring the one and only.....SAND.

(Warning: Playing with toy soldiers may not be as exciting as this trailer makes it out to be. Not for children under 40. Wargaming may cause divorce, laughter, loss of earnings and hair loss.)